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Antler
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Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 90
Location: Somewhere between the RJAA and EHAM airports

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Middle East Mystery (I hope this alright to post here?)

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now....??

No Jesus.
No WalMart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?
Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:06 pm View user's profile Send private message
Austin Powers
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Joined: 16 Dec 2003
Posts: 9
Location: MI6

Post WHY I DON'T... Reply with quote
WHY I DON’T DEAL WITH DENMARK, NORWAY AND FRANCE

Sorry, I don’t deal with Denmark, Norway and France. These people are Fags…
Ooops! That is the wrong expression to use. A fag is no longer considered a curse in Europe, it is now a decoration.
O.K. may I call them PIGs? As best as I know, a “pig” is still regarded as insult in the Western world.
But I am not sure it will stay that way 20 or 30 years from now, maybe Europeans and Americans will stop calling them pigs and start to call them “angels” and then have a “wake of conscious” to all the pig slaughtering they have been doing for the past 1000 years, and erect a memorial for every pig “holocaust”, and then assign a big ranch for all the surviving breed of pigs (not in Texas, or Germany), but preferably in some Muslim country where they can graze on as much SHIT as they want and live happily ever after… (the pigs of course).


GO FIND YOURSELF SOME PORK AND KNOCK YOUR SELF OUT.
Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:21 pm View user's profile Send private message
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