>A Polish man married an American girl after he had been in America a year
> and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until
> one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
> divorce for him- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
> divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following
> questions:
>
> LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
> POLE: JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home, 3 bedrooms.
>
> LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> POLE: "It made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
>
> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
> POLE: "No," he replied, "We have two-car carport. Don't need grudge.
>
> LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
> POLE: "All my relations in Poland."
>
> LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
> don't all the time like the music, but I answer yes."
>
> LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
> POLE: NO, I always up before her.
>
> LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
> POLE: NO, she white.
>
> LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
> POLE: SHE going to kill me.
>
> LAWYER: What makes you think that?
> POLE: I got proof.
>
> LAWYER: What kind of proof?
> POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on
> shelf in bathroom. I can read-- it says, "Polish Remover."
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