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Library

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:31 pm
by pcs
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The Librarian says, "Fuck Off. You won't bring it back!"

Chief "Thunderbolt' asked me to share this joke with al

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:08 am
by Strominorm
This is another Indian joke from my Indian Buddy..


rez (reservation) dawgs

How can you spot the difference between a regular canine and a Rez dog?

Throw each one in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

The regular canine should come out tender and moist.
The Rez dog will come out with a towel wrapped around his waist saying,

"Dang that was a good sweat!"

I busted out laughing when he i got the jist of that joke :lol: :lol: :lol: ...and then i said..Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..Damn that is another personality triat that matches my description.

I am so sorry folks to sound so fantastic_bombastic.

Respects to all on a 360 Degs..of azimuth coverage....yours truly Storminorm....THE Rez Dawg