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Post by DANK_NUGGETZ420 »

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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